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  • Self Titled First Album for Assorted Jelly Beans + Download
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    THIS IS THE STORY OF A PUNK ROCK BAND SO GOOD THAT WHEN THEY OPENED FOR THE VANDALS (AT THE REQUEST OF THE VANDALS BASSIST'S WIFE WHO HAD HEARD THEM PLAY LIVE ON KSPC), JOE AND WARREN MADE A DECISION RIGHT THEN AND THERE TO START A RECORD COMPANY AND TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BEST PUNK DISCOVERY SINCE OP IVY. A YEAR LATER, WITH THE RELEASE OF THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM, KUNG FU RECORDS WAS BORN IN THEIR HONOR.

    MUCH OF THE PUNK COMMUNITY ALL OVER THE WORLD FIRST FELL IN LOVE WITH THE JELLY BEANS FROM THEIR STUNNING LEAD TRACK 'BRAINDEAD' ON LOOKOUT RECORD'S COMPILATION 'PUNK UPRISINGS' OR THOSE WHO HEARD THAT TRACK 'YOU'LL NEVER KNOW' ON THE 'PUNK BITES' COMP HAVE DESCRIBED THIS AS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF DISAPPOINTING. THEIR FIRST FULL-LENGTH WAS RELEASED IN JULY '96

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    • Reissue of the stellar debut album from Riverside CA punk band Assorted Jelly Beans!

    • Although only existing for a brief period in the late '90s, the band amassed a solid following and reputation largely thanks to their inclusion on the hit video game "Tony Hawk's Underground!"

    • First vinyl pressing of the album since its original release in 1996!

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it's been one year
conservatives you fear
you've done nothing
i think you need a beer
you had the master plan
millions of stoner fans
just don't inhale
you told ross to go eat shit
you told george your sick of it
just don't inhale
one day you're young and glad
next day you're as old as dad
what's up with that health care
eased everyone's scare
i still can't get over your hair
what's up with that?
time's up mr. bill
your crusty daughter gives me the chills
she looks like she was incested
your wife's got bigger balls than you

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from Assorted Jelly Beans, released July 1, 1996

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Assorted Jelly Beans Riverside, California

THIS IS THE STORY OF A PUNK ROCK BAND SO GOOD THAT WHEN THEY OPENED FOR THE VANDALS (AT THE REQUEST OF THE VANDALS BASSIST'S WIFE WHO HAD HEARD THEM PLAY LIVE ON KSPC), JOE & WARREN MADE A DECISION RIGHT THEN & THERE TO START A RECORD COMPANY & TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BEST PUNK DISCOVERY SINCE OP IVY. A YEAR LATER, WITH THE RELEASE OF THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM, KUNG FU RECORDS WAS BORN IN THEIR HONOR. ... more

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