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Assorted Jelly Beans

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    THIS IS THE STORY OF A PUNK ROCK BAND SO GOOD THAT WHEN THEY OPENED FOR THE VANDALS (AT THE REQUEST OF THE VANDALS BASSIST'S WIFE WHO HAD HEARD THEM PLAY LIVE ON KSPC), JOE AND WARREN MADE A DECISION RIGHT THEN AND THERE TO START A RECORD COMPANY AND TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BEST PUNK DISCOVERY SINCE OP IVY. A YEAR LATER, WITH THE RELEASE OF THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM, KUNG FU RECORDS WAS BORN IN THEIR HONOR.

    MUCH OF THE PUNK COMMUNITY ALL OVER THE WORLD FIRST FELL IN LOVE WITH THE JELLY BEANS FROM THEIR STUNNING LEAD TRACK 'BRAINDEAD' ON LOOKOUT RECORD'S COMPILATION 'PUNK UPRISINGS' OR THOSE WHO HEARD THAT TRACK 'YOU'LL NEVER KNOW' ON THE 'PUNK BITES' COMP HAVE DESCRIBED THIS AS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF DISAPPOINTING. THEIR FIRST FULL-LENGTH WAS RELEASED IN JULY '96

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released July 1, 1996

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THIS IS THE STORY OF A PUNK ROCK BAND SO GOOD THAT WHEN THEY OPENED FOR THE VANDALS (AT THE REQUEST OF THE VANDALS BASSIST'S WIFE WHO HAD HEARD THEM PLAY LIVE ON KSPC), JOE & WARREN MADE A DECISION RIGHT THEN & THERE TO START A RECORD COMPANY & TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BEST PUNK DISCOVERY SINCE OP IVY. A YEAR LATER, WITH THE RELEASE OF THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM, KUNG FU RECORDS WAS BORN IN THEIR HONOR. ... more

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Track Name: No Time
this is what ya get when you don't use your brain
the shit just gets worse and it makes you go insane
just leave the itch alone and you'll be alright
leave the itch alone and you'll make it through the night
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
na, na, no time to fight so whys it gotta be
the machoness is there and everyone can see
you single someone out and you start a fuckin' fight
well let's just see how much ass you kick tonight
go
you're losing, you're losing
you can't take anymore
you're losing, you're losing
he has you on the floor
but now you're winning, you're winning
the anger is now there
you had him by the head and you pulled out all his hair
yea break that shit down homie
how long does it feel now that you stole the show
kicked out by yourself and no where to go
now you both are feeling tough so you go at it some more
you punch him in the face. 4 and 4 is now the score
Track Name: Plain Life
staring in a daze, but i'm not looking at you
i'm thinking of all the things that i'd rather do
but not really thinking about what i want to be
cause 20 years from now is another lifetime to me
do you think i care when you're laughing at me
you might control the team but you can't control me
not really understanding what it takes to be a man
so i think i'll stay a kid while i can
when will you realize this is your life
that nothing stays the same
when will you realize this is your life
your life is fucking plain
Track Name: Braindead
braindead
so you think that you've had enough of this world
can't find yourself, you can't even find a girl
someone who will look nice standing next to you
telling you bullshit that's nowhere near the truth yeah
braindead
you're used up like a puppet and there's nothing new for you
braindead
when are you gonna start doing what you want to dop
i'm braindead, you're braindead, he's braindead, they're braindead
i'm feeling kinda braindead
don't tell me what to do cause it is nothing
nothing new for you
when are you gonna start doing what you want to do
why don't you tell me what the fuck you're gonna do!
braindead.
Track Name: 8th Grade Nerd
you're just a little kid. still sorry about what you did. we knew you back when you got funny stares and you think you're cool cause you got pubic hairs. daddy bought you your first truck. you were so sure it would be your first fuck. it's out by now, everyone's heard. you were the biggest 8th grade nerd. try to cover up but you didn't do it right and now your biggest worry is getting in a fight. 8th grade nerd. ever since school you thought you were it. deep in your head you know we're the shit. daddy bought you your first truck. you were so sure it would be your first fuck. it's out by now, everyone's heard. you were the biggest 8th grade nerd. try to cover up but you didn't do it right and now your biggest worry is getting in a fight. 8th grade nerd. 8th grade nerd.
Track Name: In Our Eyes
now it's time and i don't know if i like it, maybe so
my eyes play tricks on me
happiness is in my mind
boy i'm feeling oh so fine
feels like i'm in a dream
sometimes it makes mean words
don't matter much cause we're not quite in touch
we sure do know what they mean
it's never the same old thing
feels like i'm in a dream
looks like we meet again
now it's time and i don't know if i like it, i think so
happiness is in my mind
boy we're feeling oh so fine
feels like i'm in a dream
everything is turning green
my eyes play tricks on me.
Track Name: Don't Ask Me
i don't know
don't know what to do
so many ways to go and so many paths to choose
this indecision, it clouds my vision
perfect is what i thought of you
where did my life go or did it ever start?
i don't know but you tore it apart
time goes by and people try to change their lives
but you, you hide behind your shitty pride.
pride
yeah, yeah.
Track Name: Punk Rock Jock
when i go to shows or go to play the same damn thing happens everyday
you socked that guy cause you thought it was neat
i laugh at you when i see you on the street
ha!
individuality, it draws a blank in your head
i'm not on the football team so you, you want me dead
you're so damn ignorant you make me sick
why don't you go suck your coaches dick
punk rock jock, punk rock jock
i got socked by a punk rock jock
punk rock jock, how can this be
i thought punks knew how to read
don't like the music, don't like the scene
kickin' ass with the team
look at that guy, he has blue hair
he must be gay, let's give him a scare
anarchy and touch downs don't mix here
just give me another beer
Track Name: Assorted Jelly Beans
Had an idea years ago
Asked my friends and they said yo!
So-called friends come and go
Ask us to conform and we'll say no!
Thought about my life
Thought about what it means
The future looked like such a blur
Couldn't see past everyone's schemes
Some call us weird, others call us freaks
It doesn't matter if we're cool or if we're geeks
And that's because we're the assorted jelly beans
We don't like people that are mean
Fuck you and your narrow mind
It's our turn and it's our time!
Assorted jelly beans!
Looking at a negative world
Looking with positive eyes
Stop the violence
Stop the hate
No more bastards, no more lies
You say you're trying to change your life
Start by not stabbing me with that knife
Fuck the moral majority
We'll be what we want to be
Don't try so hard to fit your religion
Be yourself and let your life begin.
Track Name: You'll Never Know
hey you
when will you wake up and realize that you
you got no reason for your lies
you think you know just what to say
but it will catch up with you some day
don't know just where i'm going
what good is even knowing why i've tried too hard for too long?
everything i do just goes wrong
you'll never know
too late, too much
you slipped way out of touch
try to redo everything you thought you knew
all this hate makes you so blind
but you will always be right in your mind
why don't you stop to listen
you might just see what you've been missing.
Track Name: Another Way
i tried to be like you
something that i couldn't do
acted like life was a game
deep down inside you know you're lame
unlike you i meant what i say
i live life another way
another way
another way
i look for another way
everyday is so damn lame
another way, another way
i looked for the answers in religion
but it was a joke
tried to talk to God
but i started to choke
so many things wrong with this world
i think i'll just have a coke
nothing can be the same
i know things always change
but i can be myself
which is better than anything else.
Track Name: Mr. Bill
it's been one year
conservatives you fear
you've done nothing
i think you need a beer
you had the master plan
millions of stoner fans
just don't inhale
you told ross to go eat shit
you told george your sick of it
just don't inhale
one day you're young and glad
next day you're as old as dad
what's up with that health care
eased everyone's scare
i still can't get over your hair
what's up with that?
time's up mr. bill
your crusty daughter gives me the chills
she looks like she was incested
your wife's got bigger balls than you
Track Name: Doobage
hanging around and waiting for another fix
scrounging for some change so you can get your fix
don't want to think about it
i just want to be around it
i just want to be high
because i know i'll never die
my life revolves around buying an ounce or pound
i just need another fix
you can get anything you need at the mini mart
a slurpee or a gram of speed
it's the cheapest place around
at the mini mart
its the best place for drugs in town
we're the assorted jelly beans and we really like to play
come and see us anytime
anyplace, or any day.