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Assorted Jelly Beans

by Assorted Jelly Beans

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  • Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    • Reissue of the stellar debut album from Riverside CA punk band Assorted Jelly Beans!

    • Although only existing for a brief period in the late '90s, the band amassed a solid following and reputation largely thanks to their inclusion on the hit video game "Tony Hawk's Underground!"

    • First vinyl pressing of the album since its original release in 1996!

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  • Self Titled First Album for Assorted Jelly Beans + Download
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    THIS IS THE STORY OF A PUNK ROCK BAND SO GOOD THAT WHEN THEY OPENED FOR THE VANDALS (AT THE REQUEST OF THE VANDALS BASSIST'S WIFE WHO HAD HEARD THEM PLAY LIVE ON KSPC), JOE AND WARREN MADE A DECISION RIGHT THEN AND THERE TO START A RECORD COMPANY AND TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BEST PUNK DISCOVERY SINCE OP IVY. A YEAR LATER, WITH THE RELEASE OF THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM, KUNG FU RECORDS WAS BORN IN THEIR HONOR.

    MUCH OF THE PUNK COMMUNITY ALL OVER THE WORLD FIRST FELL IN LOVE WITH THE JELLY BEANS FROM THEIR STUNNING LEAD TRACK 'BRAINDEAD' ON LOOKOUT RECORD'S COMPILATION 'PUNK UPRISINGS' OR THOSE WHO HEARD THAT TRACK 'YOU'LL NEVER KNOW' ON THE 'PUNK BITES' COMP HAVE DESCRIBED THIS AS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF DISAPPOINTING. THEIR FIRST FULL-LENGTH WAS RELEASED IN JULY '96

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1.
No Time 02:24
this is what ya get when you don't use your brain the shit just gets worse and it makes you go insane just leave the itch alone and you'll be alright leave the itch alone and you'll make it through the night 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 na, na, no time to fight so whys it gotta be the machoness is there and everyone can see you single someone out and you start a fuckin' fight well let's just see how much ass you kick tonight go you're losing, you're losing you can't take anymore you're losing, you're losing he has you on the floor but now you're winning, you're winning the anger is now there you had him by the head and you pulled out all his hair yea break that shit down homie how long does it feel now that you stole the show kicked out by yourself and no where to go now you both are feeling tough so you go at it some more you punch him in the face. 4 and 4 is now the score
2.
Plain Life 02:21
staring in a daze, but i'm not looking at you i'm thinking of all the things that i'd rather do but not really thinking about what i want to be cause 20 years from now is another lifetime to me do you think i care when you're laughing at me you might control the team but you can't control me not really understanding what it takes to be a man so i think i'll stay a kid while i can when will you realize this is your life that nothing stays the same when will you realize this is your life your life is fucking plain
3.
Braindead 02:38
braindead so you think that you've had enough of this world can't find yourself, you can't even find a girl someone who will look nice standing next to you telling you bullshit that's nowhere near the truth yeah braindead you're used up like a puppet and there's nothing new for you braindead when are you gonna start doing what you want to dop i'm braindead, you're braindead, he's braindead, they're braindead i'm feeling kinda braindead don't tell me what to do cause it is nothing nothing new for you when are you gonna start doing what you want to do why don't you tell me what the fuck you're gonna do! braindead.
4.
you're just a little kid. still sorry about what you did. we knew you back when you got funny stares and you think you're cool cause you got pubic hairs. daddy bought you your first truck. you were so sure it would be your first fuck. it's out by now, everyone's heard. you were the biggest 8th grade nerd. try to cover up but you didn't do it right and now your biggest worry is getting in a fight. 8th grade nerd. ever since school you thought you were it. deep in your head you know we're the shit. daddy bought you your first truck. you were so sure it would be your first fuck. it's out by now, everyone's heard. you were the biggest 8th grade nerd. try to cover up but you didn't do it right and now your biggest worry is getting in a fight. 8th grade nerd. 8th grade nerd.
5.
In Our Eyes 02:37
now it's time and i don't know if i like it, maybe so my eyes play tricks on me happiness is in my mind boy i'm feeling oh so fine feels like i'm in a dream sometimes it makes mean words don't matter much cause we're not quite in touch we sure do know what they mean it's never the same old thing feels like i'm in a dream looks like we meet again now it's time and i don't know if i like it, i think so happiness is in my mind boy we're feeling oh so fine feels like i'm in a dream everything is turning green my eyes play tricks on me.
6.
Don't Ask Me 02:38
i don't know don't know what to do so many ways to go and so many paths to choose this indecision, it clouds my vision perfect is what i thought of you where did my life go or did it ever start? i don't know but you tore it apart time goes by and people try to change their lives but you, you hide behind your shitty pride. pride yeah, yeah.
7.
when i go to shows or go to play the same damn thing happens everyday you socked that guy cause you thought it was neat i laugh at you when i see you on the street ha! individuality, it draws a blank in your head i'm not on the football team so you, you want me dead you're so damn ignorant you make me sick why don't you go suck your coaches dick punk rock jock, punk rock jock i got socked by a punk rock jock punk rock jock, how can this be i thought punks knew how to read don't like the music, don't like the scene kickin' ass with the team look at that guy, he has blue hair he must be gay, let's give him a scare anarchy and touch downs don't mix here just give me another beer
8.
Had an idea years ago Asked my friends and they said yo! So-called friends come and go Ask us to conform and we'll say no! Thought about my life Thought about what it means The future looked like such a blur Couldn't see past everyone's schemes Some call us weird, others call us freaks It doesn't matter if we're cool or if we're geeks And that's because we're the assorted jelly beans We don't like people that are mean Fuck you and your narrow mind It's our turn and it's our time! Assorted jelly beans! Looking at a negative world Looking with positive eyes Stop the violence Stop the hate No more bastards, no more lies You say you're trying to change your life Start by not stabbing me with that knife Fuck the moral majority We'll be what we want to be Don't try so hard to fit your religion Be yourself and let your life begin.
9.
hey you when will you wake up and realize that you you got no reason for your lies you think you know just what to say but it will catch up with you some day don't know just where i'm going what good is even knowing why i've tried too hard for too long? everything i do just goes wrong you'll never know too late, too much you slipped way out of touch try to redo everything you thought you knew all this hate makes you so blind but you will always be right in your mind why don't you stop to listen you might just see what you've been missing.
10.
Another Way 02:04
i tried to be like you something that i couldn't do acted like life was a game deep down inside you know you're lame unlike you i meant what i say i live life another way another way another way i look for another way everyday is so damn lame another way, another way i looked for the answers in religion but it was a joke tried to talk to God but i started to choke so many things wrong with this world i think i'll just have a coke nothing can be the same i know things always change but i can be myself which is better than anything else.
11.
Mr. Bill 02:28
it's been one year conservatives you fear you've done nothing i think you need a beer you had the master plan millions of stoner fans just don't inhale you told ross to go eat shit you told george your sick of it just don't inhale one day you're young and glad next day you're as old as dad what's up with that health care eased everyone's scare i still can't get over your hair what's up with that? time's up mr. bill your crusty daughter gives me the chills she looks like she was incested your wife's got bigger balls than you
12.
Newska One 02:33
13.
Doobage 02:02
hanging around and waiting for another fix scrounging for some change so you can get your fix don't want to think about it i just want to be around it i just want to be high because i know i'll never die my life revolves around buying an ounce or pound i just need another fix you can get anything you need at the mini mart a slurpee or a gram of speed it's the cheapest place around at the mini mart its the best place for drugs in town we're the assorted jelly beans and we really like to play come and see us anytime anyplace, or any day.

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released July 1, 1996

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Assorted Jelly Beans Riverside, California

THIS IS THE STORY OF A PUNK ROCK BAND SO GOOD THAT WHEN THEY OPENED FOR THE VANDALS (AT THE REQUEST OF THE VANDALS BASSIST'S WIFE WHO HAD HEARD THEM PLAY LIVE ON KSPC), JOE & WARREN MADE A DECISION RIGHT THEN & THERE TO START A RECORD COMPANY & TAKE CREDIT FOR THE BEST PUNK DISCOVERY SINCE OP IVY. A YEAR LATER, WITH THE RELEASE OF THEIR SELF-TITLED ALBUM, KUNG FU RECORDS WAS BORN IN THEIR HONOR. ... more

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